Horoscopes week of 12/12/15

Horoscopes week of 12/12/15

Sophie Mariano, Contributor

Aries (March 21- April 19)

Woah, Aries, we get it, you’re independent. (cue Miss Independent by Ne-Yo) You like to do your own thing at at your own pace. That’s great. The stars are proud of your go-getter attitude. But beware, going 1000 mph at everything has it’s disadvantages. Besides getting the occasional speeding ticket you may start to knock down others in your path. Try to slow down, and listen to your peers this week. You’ll be surprised what others have in store for you.

Taurus (April 20- May 20)

The stars have news for you, Taurus. Change is imminent. Deep right? The stars love to drop bits of wisdom just like they drop the mic at their weekly poetry slams. In all seriousness though Taurus, we understand that change is scary for you. It’s scary for everyone, and we can guarantee that you will experience change this week even if it’s in the simplest of ways. Do not fear the unknown my beautiful Taurus. Thrive on knowing the best is still out there, waiting for you.

Gemini (May 21- June 20)

Oh, Gemini, you little social butterfly you. The stars love how you fly from place to place getting to know all different kinds of people. You are always up for a good talk with anyone, whether it’s about the weather or the meaning of life. You could talk, and talk, and talk for hours. It’s adorable. However, my glorious Gemini the stars have a new challenge for you this week. Listen. Close your mouth and open you ears and see what you can learn from the world around you.

Cancer (June 21- July 22)

Alright, Cancer, here’s the sitch. You love to feel needed. I mean it’s understandable it’s a great feeling to have someone need you. But what happens when you need someone? I have news for you, Cancer, it’s pretty hard to be your own shoulder to cry on. Our necks can’t bend like that. This week may get rough. It may get stressful. Your friends may come to you for encouragement even though you need it too. Don’t be afraid to lean on someone else this week. We all need somebody to lean on, but it doesn’t have to always be you.

Leo (July 23- August 22)

Wow, Leo. The stars are literally applauding you right now. Your zest for life is as zingy and amazing as a fresh lemon. It can be easy to get caught up in a routine, especially in school, but you’re not letting it phase you one bit are you? The stars are straight up loving your beautiful spirit. Keep it going this week, Leo. Help those who have the blues, spread the love and spread the joy. You have no idea how much people appreciate you for your kind heart and contagious smile.

Virgo (August 23- September 22)

Yikes, Virgo. The stars are sensing a little bit of built up anger. Did that special boy/girl break your heart? Did your car break down? Oh no, did you stub your toe?? You seem like your whole day could be described as “ugh”. Don’t fret, Virgo. The bad days make us appreciate the good ones. Blast “Bye Bye Bye” by *NSYNC in your room and wave away all that negativity. Remember that no matter what, your friends, family, and *NSYNC will always be there for you.

Libra (September 23- October 22)

First things first, Libra, props to you for always going with the flow. You may not realize it, but people love your easygoing attitude. However, this carefree spirit of yours can sometimes make you a bit of an underachiever. You don’t always want to take that extra step because you think that you don’t have to. This week, the stars are sensing you will have to make a choice. You may choose to just do the bare minimum to get a task done, or you may choose to push yourself and actually do something to your fullest potential. The stars can’t pick for you, Libra. Choose wisely. (Did we make this obvious enough? Please choose to work to your fullest potential)

Scorpio (October 23- November 21)

My goodness, Scorpio, you are one tough cookie. The stars think you’re as strong if not stronger than Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and are a little intimidated tbh. This is great. You have the potential to change the world. Your determination and your competitiveness combined create an unstoppable machine. You have the potential to be an astronaut, a lawyer, a doctor, an oceanographer, a reality star, or literally anything you set your mind to. This week, remember those who helped you get to where you are today. You are destined to reach success, Scorpio, but never forget that you didn’t get there all on your own.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)

The stars are loving your honesty, Sagittarius. You say what you mean, and it’s absolutely wonderful and sometimes even hilarious. (You’re tweets are probably straight fire) But beware, my straightforward friend, you can never take back your words, and somethings are better left unsaid. You’ve been expressing your feelings a lot lately, and your truth bombs may start to do more harm than good. You can tell your friend that they have food in their teeth, but try to refrain from calling their outfit “as tragic as Britney Spears’s shaved head”.

Capricorn (December 22- January 19)

Before we start, the stars have a quick compliment. Not to be (capri)corny, but you have such a beautiful spirit, Capricorn. There, no that that’s out of the way let’s get to the fun stuff. Your organization skills are top notch. However, the stars are sensing that you’re not putting them to use! It’s easy to get overwhelmed nowadays, and something as simple as writing things down could really help you out. Make lists, jot down ideas, anything to help unjumble your thoughts and your life. The stars do it too! (only they make constellations instead of words, same difference)

Aquarius (January 20- February 18)

The stars are sensing a pretty good week for you, Aquarius. Maybe even close to perfect. (This is a reference to Perfect by One Direction because Harry Styles is your Aquarius brother btw) Maybe you’ll do well on a test or find a penny in the parking lot. Lucky you! Just remember that everything that you’ve gotten you’ve earned. Luck alone cannot get you through life. Your hard work got you to where you are today and will continue to be the reason you are successful.

Pisces (February 19- March 20)

If there’s one thing the stars love about you, Pisces, it’s that you trust your gut, and you’re gut is awesome. It always seems to know what to do. You gut is like Morgan Freeman, a wise narrator of your life. Now, this week your gut is going to be put to the test. Your gut and your heart and your brain might all disagree. This is going to cause a lot of confusion, but try to dig deep and really listen to yourself. You’ll know what is right. The stars (and Morgan Freeman) all know you can do it.