Horoscopes week of 12/4/15

Horoscopes week of 12/4/15

Fatima Ali, Co-Centerspread Editor

Sagittarius (11/22-12/21)

Sagittarius, you have a beautiful smile,a smile that could let you win a beauty pageant, a smile that you can definitely use to woo that special someone. Unfortunately, you just never ever smile; in fact, you barely even open your mouth during class. If you want to start winning at life, you better start using your secret weapon right away. At your very next opportunity, smile at the person sitting next to you, and if you don’t…well you’ll wish you had obeyed me in the first place.

Capricorn (12/22-1/19)

I can tell, lately you’ve been reminiscing over some very old memories. All I can say is, the past is the past and now it’s time for you to move on from whatever may have happened that you are now regretting. Cheer up! Go on an adventure, maybe join a new club (like the Noctiluca), and stop worrying about the past because, most likely, it all happened for a good reason.

Aquarius (1/20-2/18)

Congratulations on the numerous accomplishments that you have achieved this week! However, dear Aquarius, you definitely need to calm down a bit. Just because your life is going well, does not mean other people may be as lucky as you. Perhaps you should try brightening up someone else’s day so that your stars may continue to be lucky.

Pisces (2/19-3/20)

It seems as though you want to learn something new this week, something that is very difficult and takes many years to perfect. However, you are a rather stubborn person, and you may not want to accept help from someone who is, well, more proficient at this activity than you. Although it may be hard to accept that nobody is perfect, sooner or later, you’ll need to accept some assistance from somebody. Otherwise, you will have a very hard time learning how to play that new-fangled instrument.

Aries (3/21-4/19)

I have some bad news for you Aries, but you may be severely ostracized this month. Fear not, however, as you can easily change your fate by spending some time each day acting as a therapist to your best friends. You, after all, are the smart one in your friend group, and your friends could really use some of your wicked advice. Start using your strengths more often, and pretty soon you’ll be glad you listened to me.

Taurus (4/20-5/20)

The stars tell me you’re kind of like a rock. You usually don’t show your true feelings or emotions in front of other people because you’re afraid you’ll be ridiculed. Well rest-assured, your friends will actually really appreciate it if you show your soft side once in awhile; in fact, it will make you seem more like a human and less like a robot. So next time you are watching Old Yeller with some of your friends, and you come across a really emotional part of the movie, feel free to let your tears flow for as long as you like. You definitely won’t regret it.

Gemini (5/21-6/20)

You’ve been so stressed out lately that no one has been able to talk to you, including that one special person in your science class that you’ve had your eye on since forever. But as the saying goes, “live your life to its fullest,” and with that being said, you need to stop stressing out about every itty-bitty item that is ever going to occur in your life. Take risks, break a few rules (not dangerous ones) and remember to do what will make you happy; don’t worry too much about what other people think.

Cancer (6/21-7/22)

The stars tell me that you are a very intelligent person. You know a lot about the topics that your classes have been covering during the school day. Unfortunately the reason your grades are not where you want them to be is because you kind of are a procrastinator. Well, ‘tis the season to make resolutions, and your resolution should be to get work done faster and more efficiently. In no time, you’re grades will be right where they should.

Leo (7/23-8/22)

I can tell last week was a pretty hard week for you. The numerous tests that you had, the amount of work-outs you put in…yes, I know that you worked hard for hours upon hours. Well guess what? This week you should reward yourself! Yes the stars believe that you should indulge yourself with a bar of crunchy chocolate. Don’t like chocolate? Well then eat whatever makes your tummy happy!
Virgo (8/23-9/22)

The stars tell me that the weather has not been cooperating with you. The dark and cloudy skies have been making you wake up pretty sad, the rain days have been making driving pretty difficult, and worst of all, the cold temperatures have been making you pretty sick. Don’t despair, though, spring will soon come around and you’ll be back to your usual self. Until then, try to make the best out of the winter season. Who knows, maybe you’ll realize you have a special talent at making snowmen?

Libra (9/23-10/22)

In the upcoming weeks, a very close friend of yours will be celebrating a very special occasion, and you will naturally want to gift this person with something very special, a gift that they will remember forever. Unfortunately you are completely out of ideas, and if you don’t have a gift soon, you just might not show up to the party. Don’t despair, Libra, just buy something from your heart. It’s the thought that counts, and naturally, your friend will be delighted with whatever present you may come up with.

Scorpio (10/23-11/21)

Lately, you seem like you’re hiding under a dark cloud of sheer anger and hopelessness. Perhaps you are still unhappy over a horrible score that you got on a test from over a month ago. Well listen up Scorpio, you need to stop crying tears of frustration before you drown in a river of sorrow. So go mop up your puddle of sadness and eat a bar of delicious chocolate. And then buckle up and start studying for the upcoming finals; that way you will be sure to ace your final exams, and then you won’t ever have to worry about that one bad test score ever again!